Thursday, September 25, 2008
You know what, I'm over being nice and reserved about this. Bill Clinton is being a dick right now and I am tired of trying to give him the benefit of the doubt. It's just oh-so-convenient that after Bill's pull-out-all-the-stops, full-throated campaigning for his wife, now he wants to be a nice little meek elder statesman and praise John McCain and Barack Obama equally in every goddamn speech and appearance.
Here's the wounded little sensitive baby on Good Morning America giving McCain the benefit of the doubt on why he "suspended" his campaign.
"You can put it off a few days the problem is it's hard to reschedule those things," Clinton said, "I presume he did that in good faith since I know he wanted -- I remember he asked for more debates to go all around the country and so I don't think we ought to overly parse that."
It's telling that Bill the only one out there being an even-handed equally laudatory pussy right now. The future of your fucking country is at stake, you egomaniacal asshole. Stop licking your wounds and step up to the fucking plate.